Dickpaper

The legendary dickpapers are basically a bunch of newspapers with dicks drawn on them by Gene Parm, Baron Spaghetti, Sovereign Sean, and Ryan the Cassel Monster. The Random Old Man was the first being in the WTF Realms to lay his eyes upon them, and he bellowed in great agitation one of the greatest quotes in the realms, "They're drawing dicks in the newspaper!!" At first, he simply yelled this to his daughter then he yelled it at everyone in his path. The dickpapers are said to still rest in the ruins of the ancient maze of Hillards, but this is yet to be proven true. Then again, any of the WTF Realms mightiest beings can make dickpapers just by drawing dicks on any newspaper. It's that simple! Sort of...