Stupidest Wes

Overview
As if all of Weskind wasn't dumb and annoying enough, the Stupidest Wes is the worst of them all! A babbling and buzzing abomination from the filthiest depths of the underground that emerges to attract other Wes' for a massive orgy! A very obnoxious, senseless, and repulsive one at that.

Appearance
Stupidest Wes is colored lime green with a bluish tint to his insectoid wings and a mint clown nose. He wears a stupid blue, black, and white clown hat along with unnecessarily long red socks and yellow and blue clown shoes on his big feet. He has four fat baby like arms and a dumb look on his face. He can open his mouth 90 degrees to engulf a great deal of food, usually dirt and toilet paper.

Element
Idiocy/Earth

Strength
20

Intelligence

10

Endurance

20

Nuttiness

10

Nourishment
As mentioned before, Stupidest Wes eats mostly dirt and toilet paper just like other Weses. No differently than the rest of his kind, Stupidest Wes will eat anything that doesn't require killing due to his stupidity, weakness, and placement at the the very bottom of the food chain.

Vexing Buzz
Stupidest Wes' wings create an irritating buzzing sound similarly to insects. It bugs the heck out of opponents and would give him a chance to unleash a powerful attack... If he had one. This move simply aggravates an enemy so much that it ends Stupid Wes with its most powerful attack just to get rid of him.

Babble
This dope will yap and yap nonstop about the most senseless and uninteresting garbage. It has the same effect as Vexing Buzz, but it's far more agitating!

The Stupidest Wes Face
His classic mad face is a pathetic intimidation display. It doesn't do anything except give opponents something to giggle at later.

Attempted Stomp
Stupidest Wes will try and smash a foe with his strongest stomps of his huge feet, but they deal only 1 point of damage to weak foes (which are still much stronger than any Wes) and none at all to powerful ones. He tries at least.