The High Age

The 4th age in WTF history. Everyone got high on something! Not too much else really happened in this century other than Gene Parm setting out on his quest to sniff Parm all over the realms. That and a bunch of Weses tried to take over the Temple of No Given Craps but failed miserably when Sovereign Sean sneezed so powerfully into their direction. Baron Spaghetti also took the smallest crap of his life for some weird reason.

Gene Parm: Parm
Gene Parm was the first being to ever snort Parm! Soon after, he believed he must sniff Parm everywhere in the WTF Realms to meet a real live pink piranha sniffing cocaine (the very thing tattooed on his arm). This first sniff began the High Age. It is unknown why everyone followed him in getting high but, after countless years of studying, scholars decided they didn't give a crap anymore.

Baron Spaghetti: Parm (Grated and A Whole Wheel)
Baron Spagetti witnessed Gene Parm sniff Parm and decided to try it out. Later, in a search for more Parm, he came across a wheel of ungrated Parmesan Cheese. He couldn't find a way to grate the cheese wheel into snortable powder, but then he got an idea: burning the wheel in a large, glass dome and inhaling the fumes! After getting so Parmed out, he proceeded to ride a unicycle into a Speedway and dance to the song Gloria by Laura Branigan while wearing a hot dog costume.

Sovereign Sean: Eraser Shavings
One day when he was sketching blueprints to his Mountain Temple, Sovereign Sean meant to eliminate his eraser shavings with his Sunshine Blast, but Sako the Fairy dared him to snort them for 3000 bacon strips. Sovereign Sean inhaled powerfully sucking all those shavings into his nose, and then he sneezed so powerfully that the sneeze blew down the Temple of No Given Craps crushing an entire swarm of Weses trying to invade it. Immediately after, he proceeded to walk through the surrouding City of No Given Craps butt naked. He was too beautiful that everyone there died.

Stupidest Wes: Hamster Food
Stupidest Wes got his ass kicked by a hamster for yelling 'yeah eat that cum and dick!' as it ate vanilla pudding and bananas. However, he managed to steal a bag of hamster food from that hamster. He then rolled around in the food and inhaled them as they laid crushed beneath him. That idiot got so lit afterwards that he staggered through the Golden Citadel of Seans shouting profanities about flip flops, celery, and the moon. He got arrested and executed via public beating by three mackerals and twelve ears of corn tied to a club. Unfortunately, a new Stupidest Wes was born to take his place...

Dragon Booger: Salad
One day, the Dragon Booger was eating a salad with Spaghetti kills in it when she decided to roll some of her salad leaves into a doobie and smoke it! She got so lit that she straight up announced 'aw man, Billy Hatcher and The Giant Egg is like... The best game ever'. Lord TimRex called her high, and she tried to deny it. Eventually, he vexed her so much that she had enough, and they battled ferociously. Lord TimRex prevailed over the high draconian and rocked her to sleep like a baby. She awoke dressed like Mary Poppins as punishment for her profanity about Billy Hatcher being great. The wreckage of their battle created a massive crater that would go deep enough into the earth to reach lava and formed the Pit of King and Queen's Flames.

Lord TimRex: Lemon Shark
After slaying and eating the Lake Dawnwood Monster, Lord TimRex spotted a lemon shark drinking pink lemonade even though it itself was colored yellow. The pink-ness would prove to be the foolish shark's undoing, and Lord TimRex felt it best to mummify the dead shark. However, he then suddenly wondered what would happen if he smoked this shark mummy. Thus, he lit it on fire and smoked it. This got him so high!! He thought himself to be a motor boat, and a swift swirling of his bladed tail sent him racing across the Pingas Plateau leaving a great crevice carved by his propelling tail. This crevice would fill with water from Lake Dawnwood and become the Shark High River that stretched all across the WTF Realms providing extra fresh water to all the realms. Fortunately, Lord TimRex recovered quickly from his high on shark state but awoke to the Dragon Booger's company and her newly laid eggs!

Sako the Fairy: Baking Soda
After pooping then cleaning his toilet, Sako the Fairy became curious what would happen if he sniffed baking soda, and so he sniffed his entire container of said stuff. He cooed like a pigeon while pooping again and would repeat this action in every bathroom and porta potty in the WTF Realms. Soon, from every one of those toilet bowls, a blue orange tree would sprout! What the hell would be the point of an orange colored blue? No one ever wanted to find out after Sako told everyone what he did. Oh yeah and he also drew penises on all the WTF Realms newspapers while he was high on baking soda.