Nick The Terrorist

Nick The Terrorist is an insane want to be terrorist and Crunchwrap hoarder who attempted many a futile attempt to terrorize people and raid Baron Spaghetti and his kind of their treasured Crunchwraps. Think of him as the Wile Coyote of the WTF Realms.



Biography
Nick lived during the last few decades of the Chill Age. He was raised in the Valley of Corn to become a great giant corn wielding  warrior sworn to fight for the honor of all things corn related and corny. Unfortunately, the Corn Folk are absolute idiots, but at least they're not as useless and stupid as Weses. Nick grew up into a strong corn fighter but, despite his elaborate plans to rob Crunchwraps and cause terror, his plans always seem to fail some absurd way! This is most likely due to the Valley of Corn devoting its life to a very stupid vegetable! He has spent his entire adult life failing at every plot of his, but he never gave up no matter how mutilated his failures left him! No one knows why, but he's at least able to escape being caught by everyone he pathetically tries to antagonize. Eventually though towards the end of the Chill Age, he finally gave up and tried targeting different races, but his fortune didn't change a single bit! He once tried stealing Gene Parm's Parm but only to get kicked in the butt and fall off a cliff into Pinhead Lake where merpricks kicked his ass with water noodles. At the last day of the Chill Age, he finally met his end when he tried to raid Lord TimRex of his hoard of jewels, cookies, and tigrex figures. The great dinosaurian caught him in the act, snatched him with his chameleon tongue, throttled him violently, and ate him limbs leaving the rest of him to hop away until he died of his injuries. It was about damn time he finally died too, for he was over a thousand years too late for the Conquest Age! Even if was alive then, it wouldn't have made him any different.

Appearance
Nick has a very similar appearance to Gene Parm and big smelly willies, especially in terms of facial features. However, he's different thanks to a mole on his right cheek, short head hair with no facial hair, his lack of a beanie or sombrero on his head, slightly larger eyes, a height of exactly 6 ft, and a black eyepatch over his left eye decorated with the image of a hot dog. The meaning behind that hot dog is unknown, but some say he slew a giant stampeding hot dog with his corn ears when he reached maturity. It has yet to be confirmed if this is true or not, but the fact that giant stampeding hot dogs exist backs this up.

Quotes
"Surrender your Crunchwraps or face my fury!!"

"Suffer the wrath of Nick the Terrorist!"

"Ah god f***ing damn it!" This is basically his catch phrase, as he exclaims this every time he fails. These were also his last words.

"I'll be back! Even if I have to come back a 3rd time after and a 4th time and a 5th time and a 6th time and a 7th time and an 8th time and a..." By this time, someone would shut him up by whacking him with something.