Lord TimRex

Overview
The most powerful weirdo of WTF and the king of not only TimRexes but also all other races who follow the higher power. Typical of TimRexes, he reigns absolute over the other WTF races wielding unrivaled strength, intelligence, vigor, and lunacy as well as his Tyrannosaurusish form (the secret to his supremacy). All of this serves him well while he hunts and battles his prey, but he only hunts when he needs to slay the rumbly in his tummy knowing it'd upset the balance of WTF nature if he didn't. Truly a wise and honorable king. The ladies like a monarch with brains, might, and valor, now don't they?

Appearance
Lord TimRex resembles a Tyrannosaurs Rex with a massive, bladed tail, big purple and red scales covering his body, large spikes crowning his back, small arms, and razor sharp teeth and leg talons. He also as a chameleon like tongue that uses to catch small meals. He usually wears a ruby encrusted crown on his head signifying his royalty over all other weirdos.

Element
Dinosaurite/Fire

Strength
1000

Wits
1000

Endurance
1000

Nuttiness
1000

Nourishment
Lord TimRex feeds primarily on other powerful beings and monsters, even including other weirdos. Lord TimRex also has an irresistible sweet tooth for the legendary Toll House Cookie Sandwich almost comparable to any Big Smelly Willy's craving for the AM Crunchwrap (emphasis on almost). In addition, prey that puts up a good fight in defense is usually most satisfying to hunt and consume.

Savage Ravage
Lord TimRex pounces on his foe and shreds it with his piranha like teeth and meat hook claws (even the ones on his fingers cause great blood loss). He devours the entire carcass and leaves no scraps.

Tail Slash
That long, muscular tail can swing at foes and slice them in two! What the hell more is there to say? Even the toughest armor is sliced like butter by it's fudging TimRex's tail!

Fire Blast
The near godly dinosaurian can breath a massive stream of fire from his maw hot enough to melt even the hardiest steel. He can also spat large fireballs, and his fiery element makes him extremely heat resistant of course.

Fudging Stomp
After a great leap in the air, Lord TimRex can then slam his clawed feet onto his opponent smashing them like a grape into a bloody pulp.

Thrash n' Bash
Lord TimRex will grab enemies in his jaws biting hard on them. He'll then shake the foe about violently as well as slam it into the ground, and none of this rag doll treatment ends until his target is either dead or severely weakened.