Gene Parm

Gene Parm, short for Gene Parmesan, was the very first being to have sniffed Parm (short for Parmesan Cheese) like it were cocaine.

Biography
Gene was born at the very end of the Chill Age. His mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries. When he was 18, he sniffed cocaine, but he wasn't satisfied with what it did to him. He set out on a quest to find the perfect stuff to snort which took him all across the WTF realms. He tried pepper which only made him sneeze and nothing more, he inhaled taco seasoning which burnt his nostrils and made him poop real damn bad, he took in baking soda though that didn't do crap, and the list went on and on. However, when all seemed lost and Gene felt like he had tried to snort everything, he arrived at the Pingas Plateau and came across Baron Spaghetti sprinkling Parmesan on an AM Crunchwrap. He took the canister and used his axe to cut his first ever line of Parm! He sniffed it and bellowed in delight with all his might, for he had found the ultimate shit to snort! This was the very first event of the High Age. He has been traveling the WTF realms to sniff his Parm everywhere ever since. His name instantly changed from Gene Parmesan to Gene Parm. He had rarely been seen since except by the lucky and or ambitious seekers, but his journey to sniff Parm all over the realms continues.

Appearance
Gene Parm wears sunglasses, a pine green beanie, a t shirt with a peace symbol on it, and the tattoo of a pink piranha sniffing cocaine (when and why he got it is unknown even to him) on his left arm. He has a long, messy beard and crazy hair in a small mohawk. He is 6 ft 9 in and always has veiny grey eyes. He also has a gold tooth and a constantly cheesy smell.

Quotes
"I love me some good Parm."

"This sock is f**king delicious!"

"What would it be like to have a blowhole? How would I snort Parm if I had one?"

"Why do they call it a sweatshirt if you don't sweat in it?"

"Ya want to sniff some Parm with me man?"