Crunchwrap Craze

Overview
This is the immense lust by every Big Smelly Willy for an AM Crunchwrap. All it takes to spark this madness in one is for it to sense a Crunchwrap, and it will go insane gaining heavily heightened energy and stamina turning them into a hyperactive psychopath. The only harmless way to end a Crunchwrap Craze in a Big Smelly Willy is to let it embrace, kiss, lick, hump, and eventually devour its desired Crunchwrap. As for the harmful way, either sic a TimRex, a Sesame Street character, a wacky waving inflatable tube man, or a sesame seed tidal wave upon the Big Smelly Willy, and he will flee in terror if he isn't slain by those terrors.

History
When the first AM Crunchwrap was forged in the Fiery Three Butt Mountains, Baron Spaghetti smelled the alluring new creation from miles away and followed its smell to the volcanoes. Upon first sight, he felt a psychotic desire for the AM Crunchwrap, made a stupid face as he stared at it with admiration, and then he bellowed with all his might "ME WANT CRUNCHWRAP!!". He proceeded to make out with the Crunchwrap, bow before it, dance with it to the song Sexual Healing, and gobble it up. Ever since he ate that Crunchwrap, every Big Smelly Willy ever developed the Crunchwrap Craze. At one point 69 years ago, a pack of 13 Big Smelly Willies underwent the Crunchwrap Craze together and formed a Conga Line chanting "AM AM CrunchWRAP!! AM AM CrunchWRAP!!" over and over before they went truly Crunchwrap Crazy. Others can only hope that doesn't happen for a 100th time to this day.