Baron Spaghetti

Overview
The mightiest and most Crunchwrap crazed of the Big Smelly Willies, Baron Spaghetti causes immense mayhem among even his own kind as he hunts for an AM Crunchwrap and patrols his territory. He is so crazy looking that even merely looking at him will drive a lesser weirdo insane! Only TimRexes and Boogers surpass him and his insanity, and it's all thanks to Baron Spaghetti's consumption and lust for the rare Golden Crunchwraps.

Appearance
Though he looks fat, Baron Spaghetti is surprisingly a powerhouse of muscle despite his addictive Crunchwrap diet. His body also resembles a groundhog with extra muscle and a bison like hump. He has four arms; two of which are larger than the other two, very powerful, and tipped with giant sharp claws. These never fail to grab their enemies and Crunchwraps into a crushing and stabbing grip. Neither does his muscular, frog like tongue that can grab and flail enemies around. Large feet give him superb agility, as he can leap 20 ft into the air or forward. His yellow eyes grow to massive size when he's undergoing his Crunchwrap craze and/or adrenalized for battle. The sombrero symbolizes his status as a ruling weirdo as well as his Crunchwrap craze.

Element
Crunchwrapium/Earth

Strength
700

Wits
400

Endurance

600

Nuttiness

800

Nourishment
This is a no brainer, but Baron Spaghetti heavily sustains himself on Crunchwraps, particularily Golden Crunchwraps. His Crunchwrap Craze, being the highest of all Big Smelly Willies, drives him on lunatic rampages in search of the seductive rarity and to hoard all the Golden Crunchwraps he finds on his Throne of Crunchwraps for later consumption as well as disturbing admiration in his waiting for hunger. Other kinds of Crunchwraps are also welcome meals (and obsessions) as is oatmeal, a Taco Bell building, and the carcass of his fallen opponent.

Flail the Fudge Around
Baron Spaghetti will grab his enemy with his arms and/or tongue and then thrash & flail it about until he has severely weakened or slain that foe.

Sit on You
Similar to Lord TimRex's Fudging Stomp, Baron Spaghetti will leap high up and land on his butt with a great impact. While not as devastating or deadly as the Fudging Stomp, Sit on You is not too much weaker and can leave an opponent stuck in the ground for a few seconds long enough for Baron Spaghetti to unleash another powerful attack.

Taco Bell Breath
A strong and paralyzing fume spews from Baron Spaghetti's mouth and trunk due to all the Crunchwraps he's eaten.

Body Slam
Baron Spaghetti can grab his opponent in a crushing embrace, leap into the air, and slam into the ground with immense force crushing the opponent into a pulp if he/she is weak enough!